darlinghogwarts:

darlinghogwarts:

Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron. 

IMAGINE DRACO/RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS


posted 8 hours ago29/7/2014 • 6,425 notes
ourshittystones | © darlinghogwarts

thegreyaffect:

doritofu:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The proper way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

because it’s the proper way to eat ramen

No chill.


posted 8 hours ago29/7/2014 • 390,061 notes
thegreyaffect | © 314eater

relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.


posted 8 hours ago29/7/2014 • 129,486 notes
macadamienuts | © fascistballerinamoved


posted 8 hours ago29/7/2014 • 56,215 notes
adifferentsky | © diegolopezocon

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it


posted 8 hours ago29/7/2014 • 14,149 notes
ourshittystones | © fake-ketchup


posted 8 hours ago29/7/2014 • 16,143 notes
ourshittystones | © gameofthronesdaily

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?


posted 8 hours ago29/7/2014 • 57,374 notes
perlockholmes | © owls-only

aegyo-shinee:

ONEWS SMILE in the 3rd one…that is my fav smile..where he tries to keep his mouth closed but cant


posted 1 day ago28/7/2014 • 2,207 notes
jonghyunar | © keydaily

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET


posted 1 day ago28/7/2014 • 71,125 notes
perlockholmes | © maleficent2014

trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years


posted 1 day ago28/7/2014 • 273,777 notes
mullingayr | © trait

officialfolgers:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 


you are probably just having a stroke

officialfolgers:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

you are probably just having a stroke


posted 1 day ago28/7/2014 • 94,486 notes
mullingayr |

secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.


posted 1 day ago28/7/2014 • 47,795 notes
adifferentsky | © secretpapi

How terrifying is James Spader on set? x


posted 1 day ago28/7/2014 • 24,277 notes
geothebio | © mishasteaparty

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses. 

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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posted 1 day ago28/7/2014 • 140,551 notes
adifferentsky | © fictionalfeather


posted 1 day ago28/7/2014 • 8,059 notes
perlockholmes | © msfili