jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS
HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES
YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES
HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT
DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash


can we talk about hiS EYES

jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS

HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES

YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES

HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT

DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash

can we talk about hiS EYES


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 496,284 notes
physicsisphantastic | © graphrofberk

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 109,042 notes
physicsisphantastic | © stunningpicture

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 97,527 notes
physicsisphantastic | © prokopetz

hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles



odins-one-eyed-fuck:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

Luna that means someone is selling drugs there

Are you kidding she’s telling kids about all these creatures she sees that no one thinks exist, she’s the one dealing those drugs


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 44,373 notes
physicsisphantastic | © kissedbyflames

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do) 

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 249,121 notes
physicsisphantastic | © justatiltedlamp

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 52,150 notes
underadustcloud | © eyebrowgod

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 332,483 notes
underadustcloud | © nathanael-platier

raggedhome:

who needs a social life when you have a list of films to get through


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 26,898 notes
physicsisphantastic | © raggedhome


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 23,726 notes
physicsisphantastic | © totalparksandrec

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son 

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 452,210 notes
underadustcloud | © thighrabanks

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and… I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire. The nurse asked me to rate the pain, though I couldn’t speak I held up nine fingers. Later, when I start to feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. "You know how I know?" she said, "you called a 10 a 9." But that wasn’t the truth. I didn’t called it a 9 ‘cause I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10.

And this was it. This was the great and terrible 10. 


posted 2 days ago29/9/2014 • 11,946 notes
unauffindbar | © tracesoftears

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE


posted 3 days ago28/9/2014 • 280,631 notes
greetings | © bartonbones

noodlesonmyback:

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kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face


posted 3 days ago28/9/2014 • 82,179 notes
greetings | © ellendegeneres