never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
Bucky Barnes the surprise party planner
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
a headline i never thought id see but glad i did (x)
Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.
these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING
IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.
its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god
Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?
yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.
Woah. Woah. WOAH
It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive
every day we get closer to Tony Stark
I was looking for a Tony Stark comment and I was not disappointed.
Today’s gender of the day is: three cute tiger cubs
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”