partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear



sabacc:

Bucky Barnes the surprise party planner

posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 5,350 notes
407days | © sabacc


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 144,554 notes
407days | © darklugia

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 107,328 notes
thefuuuucomics | © sassiestnugget

awkwardvagina:

a headline i never thought id see but glad i did (x)

awkwardvagina:

a headline i never thought id see but glad i did (x)


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 1,545 notes
awkwardvagina |

tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 153,174 notes
underadustcloud | © rocketumbl

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 77,433 notes
awkwardvagina | © spaceexp



awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday

awwww-cute:

My neighbor’s puppy found a hole in the fence, so he popped by to say hello yesterday


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 192,897 notes
greetings | © awwww-cute





sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 26,048 notes
slytherinlock | © sloth-grunge

billiondollarsuperhero-writer:

outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark

I was looking for a Tony Stark comment and I was not disappointed.


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 65,725 notes
slytherinlock | © cockedtail

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: three cute tiger cubs

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: three cute tiger cubs


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 1,350 notes
physicsisphantastic | © genderoftheday

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”


posted 1 day ago21/10/2014 • 187,173 notes
physicsisphantastic | © dick-jenga