How to pass an exam like Mr. Bean:
hollywood-daily: 1. Have enough pencils. 2. Have nice things on your desk. 3: When not understanding anything.. .. try to sit a bit closer to your seatmate.. .. distract him.. .. and now you can cheat.
When you try to swing a bat like a boss
santirocksyourlife: Expectations Reality replace the bat with a wii controller, and the person with my teevee, and you get my life.
The Hangover Part II
Alan: My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear.
Stu: Really? Polar bears are white, how did he know it was albino?
Alan: This one was black.
Stu: ... Do you think maybe it was just a black bear?
Alan: ... Whatevs.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: My teacher does. Submitted by meryldenieceuy OMG LOLLOLLOL
What normal people think: What Tumblr users think:
When you're on your period.
temporarymisfortune: You try to go to bed. But then you’re worried you might bleed. Then you wake up and check your surroundings for pools of blood. You spend the rest of the day eating everything in sight. And then you have cramps. And people look at you like.. And you’re just waiting for this horrible week to be over. And when it’s over you’re just like. But then you...
When you saw your loved one crying...
baby-owl: And you’ll feel like
When my Mom tells me to take a picture when i...
itsthelesbiana: LMFAO LMAO
lotsofvolatilemotions: Trying to do homework on your bed Trying to do homework at your desk every attempt fails.
Actually do the homework. Teacher doesn't collect...
When the cookie package says "DO NOT EAT RAW...
" awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when...
foreversteez: And I’m like: WHO ARE YOU?? Lmao
When people like their own status/picture,
That awkward moment when you see your friends with...
sidneykiyabu: the only one I will ever reblog.
Does anyone else get scared when their text reads,...
When you know the answer to the last question on a...
If that was me. I would’ve been a millionaire.
When you're talking to a friend and he says:
“No, I can’t tell you, you’ll laugh.” You: “I won’t laugh, I promise.” So he says it and you’re like:
...and that dear children is how unicorns came to...
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i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
sarcasmwins: teacher: did i give up any homework? whole class: no we didnt have any homework.. nerd: uhm yes we did guys.. whole class: no. we. freaking. didnt.